Just a horribly confused, pickelhaube-wearing dachshund I came across in a World War I documentary.
I was shopping at a vintage store and saw a rack full of sparkly dresses and instead of saying the full sentence “ooh that rack has clothing that interests me” i just said “dat rack” and the woman in front of me did not look impressed.
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
either you’re thinking about how much you appreciate Tina Fey today or you’re wrong
omfg i’m crying at the latest episode of Got because daenerys is listening to this guy and she’s so tired of his bullshit and she looks directly at the camera like she’s in an Office episode
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
Jake & Zooey with their respective dogs (Instagram)
